The 10 Most Awkward Moments in Dumb and Dumber

You’ll remember these moments instantly. It’s not like we haven’t watched this 100 times over yet anyway, right?

10. “I’m so happy for you….”

When Lloyd meets Mary’s husband- Bobby.  That quote is some thick sarcasm.  The long, drawn out handshake reminds me of Hank Hills line- “When he shakes your hand, it stays shook.”

9.  “Big gulps, huh?  Well, see ya later!”

This was right before Seabass cornered Lloyd in the bathroom.  Why was Lloyd so spunky?  It was 3 in the morning..

8.  “Did you get a make of the vehicle?”

“Yes sir, they were driving an ’84.. Sheepdog.”  Try explaining that to your police chief with a straight face.

7.  “Check, please!”

6.  “Here, Lloyd.  This helps!”

Who knew someone with condiments could go so far with it.  For the other people in the diner trying to mind their  business, the ketchup shooting out was more than foul, and awkward.

dumbanddumbercoverThese last 5 were hard to place appropriately, they’re all stellar moments in their own right.  Is it ironic that these awkward moments happen to give some of the best quotes from Dumb and Dumber?

5.  “You gonna eat that?”

Being hit with a salt shaker isn’t all too pleasant.  But do you spit in the guy’s burger for payback?  Seabass thought so.

4.  “You wouldn’t happen to have a cup of warm water, would ya?”

That’s not asking for too much, is it?  When your tongue’s in jeopardy..

3. “Hey, how ’bout a hug?  I hate goodbyes!”

The only thing stopping Mary from walking into the airport is her limo driver- eagerly waiting with arms wide open.

2.  “I desperately want to make love to a school boy!”

Lloyd even rehearsed his speech beforehand, meaning to tell Mary she made him feel like a school boy again.

1.  “Tic tac, sir?”

The anguish in Lloyd’s face seeing the state trooper drink his piss, said it all.  Not much else you can say besides offering a tic tac.

Teaser photo by Ian Smith from London, England (Flickr) [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons

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